Pony

A boner. Because in Spanish Poner means Boner and it sounds like Pony.Use it when around adults or relatives and they wont know what it means.

Driving in car with your Mom
You: see hot girl drive by in other car(or hot guy)
You:"Man I'm getting a total Pony right now"

Mom: "What does that mean?"

by Mike Hunt is Saucy June 12, 2012

Pony

To partake in sexual intercourse, characterised by a combination of gratuitous ferocity, a profound absence of mercy and occasional insanity towards the recipient. Normally the prescribed response to a minor infraction.

Brad: "Dude, Charlene's getting her John Wayne walk on today"
Todd: "Yeah, she forgot to do the dishes, I had to pony her ass"
Brad: "Sweet"

by Joshoid April 23, 2006

Pony

A Pony is a person who is new to first and third person shooter games, or just sucks. You can use a "Pony" to keep yourself protected and get kills. By following a Pony around and letting them take point, it allows you to follow behind them and clean up their mess, thus keeping you safe in situations where you probably would have died and allowing you to snake kills from inexperienced players.

I'm gunna follow this Pony around and see how many of his kills I can take.

by BuBlLeS March 9, 2011

Pony

Acronym for "Product Of New York". Sneakers brand used by Dan Marino among other 80's NFL stars.

"I will be wearing my PONY shoes next game"

by daworkaholic_86 November 27, 2015

Pony

a sidleing strut, akin to a sashay, but with more knee movement and hip thrusting. Used to express joy

Hey, Krystal.. Could you just pony on over here for a few?

by Kenyon February 8, 2003

Pony

a person in an online game who whines or complains about being killed

ALSO

any person playing a game who complains or whines about the game rules, mechanics or the way their hand, round, turn, level, etc. is working out

Can be used with with or without the sparkle as a prefix.

Yeah, you missed your turn. This is a game, if you want to play, quit being such a pony.

by PrincessCalynn September 14, 2010

ponies

1. Noun. Content relating to the My Little Pony franchise (and especially My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic). This content can include (but isn't limited to) fan art, fan fiction and photos.

2. Plural for pony.

1. MODERATORS ARE ASLEEP; POST PONIES
SO MUCH PONY

2. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. - Wikipedia
"Modern Warfare 3 cost me two ponies!"

by Wimbleflat February 18, 2012