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A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.
Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?

Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.

Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.
Pony by King BookRock August 15, 2011
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I wanted to adopt a pony, but I just don’t have enough money!
Pony by Aedyn September 30, 2018
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pony by Anonymous September 28, 2003
A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.
Guy1: Xbox sucks.
Guy2: Dude you're such a pony.
Pony by Mr. HappySauce May 25, 2014
The mini bottled beers. AKA- grenades- Generally a product by Mickey's out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
I don't want the whole bottle, probably just a pony.
pony by sfarag May 9, 2005
A pony is a man who everyone one wants cause he is all pretty but then they realise how fucking useless it is cant compare to a war horse or a stalion and colt with it's weak physical aspect small dick and overall lack luster personality
"Do you know that new kid aaron?"
"Yeah"
"He's such a fucking"pony
"Yeah like honestly I need my self a stalion"
I need my self a war horse
Pony by Big chappo October 24, 2018
A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.
Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.
Pony by Yuppie November 4, 2004