This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend
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(noun) - A unique and intelligent phrase or word resulting from extensive prior knowledge and experience only used by infamous high school choral directors of the finest breed.
by Giunella February 5, 2004
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Lady Ophelia ran from the Library shrieking. The other guests poured into the corridor from the Ballroom and asked cousin Edgar what the commotion was about. Fastening his breeches he replied, "I haven't a clue what the problem is, one would have thought this was her first pompeiing!"
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Get the Pompeiing mug.Despite the warnings, Kona stayed put...thinking man is greater than nature and in turn, got pompeiied by last night's flow.
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