Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend

Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit

by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

pompeism

(noun) - A unique and intelligent phrase or word resulting from extensive prior knowledge and experience only used by infamous high school choral directors of the finest breed.

singleton, "We as Americans", monies,

by Giunella February 5, 2004

Pompeiied

Masturbating when you knock over an ash tray and get covered with it’s contents

Oh mate, I was in my room with my dog last night and I fully got pompeiied

by Rupert420 June 29, 2022

pompeiing

The art of sexual dominance whereby the male, at reaching the vinegar strokes during a knee trembler will spaff in the young lady's hair and then tip the contents of a nearby ashtray over her head and massage the emulsion into a nasty cocktail.

Lady Ophelia ran from the Library shrieking. The other guests poured into the corridor from the Ballroom and asked cousin Edgar what the commotion was about. Fastening his breeches he replied, "I haven't a clue what the problem is, one would have thought this was her first pompeiing!"

by The Johnst April 10, 2007

Pompeiing

When a girl is blowing you and you ash the blunt on her head.

Yo dude, Tariq was pompeiing that chick last nigh. He’s not a bad guy though.

by JaansenDubois June 6, 2022

pompeiied

Life ending in the fetal position from a lava or radioactive waste burial.

Despite the warnings, Kona stayed put...thinking man is greater than nature and in turn, got pompeiied by last night's flow.

by Ratattacktack December 27, 2022