pompeiied

1. To utterly destroy, decapitate, melt, embarass, make cry like a little girl.
2. To cover in ash, as in the volcanically decimated Roman city.

"I just pompeiied your ass, bitch!"

by fradiavalo October 14, 2006

Pompeiied

Masturbating when you knock over an ash tray and get covered with it’s contents

Oh mate, I was in my room with my dog last night and I fully got pompeiied

by Rupert420 June 29, 2022

pompeiied

Life ending in the fetal position from a lava or radioactive waste burial.

Despite the warnings, Kona stayed put...thinking man is greater than nature and in turn, got pompeiied by last night's flow.

by Ratattacktack December 27, 2022

Pompeiied

The action of someone's cigar/cigarette ashes being blown back at you, typically being in a car where wind blows back from open windows.

Danny: Hey man, I'm being Pompeiied back here!
Sam: Aw shoot, sorry dude.

by dannydotexe_ July 18, 2023

pompeiied

When the penis ejaculates standing upright.

I barely touched Jason last night, but he pompeiied immediately.

by Ashton Southton January 16, 2026

Trip to Pompeii

When you blow your load into her mouth so hard she takes a mental trip to the eruption of Mount Vesuvius over Pompeii.

Big dick Rick blew such a hard nut that she took a trip to Pompeii.

by Jbean123456 March 11, 2020

pompeii

Italian city around the bay of Naples that got totally pwn3d by mount vesuvius around 72AD. Neighbouring herculaneum and soem other place got destroyed too. The volcano erupts every two millenia, which means that it'll destroy the three million residents of pompeii and surrounding areas this century. Somehow, I get the feeling nobody cares.

pompeii pwnz0r'D!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004