pompeiing

The art of sexual dominance whereby the male, at reaching the vinegar strokes during a knee trembler will spaff in the young lady's hair and then tip the contents of a nearby ashtray over her head and massage the emulsion into a nasty cocktail.

Lady Ophelia ran from the Library shrieking. The other guests poured into the corridor from the Ballroom and asked cousin Edgar what the commotion was about. Fastening his breeches he replied, "I haven't a clue what the problem is, one would have thought this was her first pompeiing!"

by The Johnst April 10, 2007

Pompeiing

When a girl is blowing you and you ash the blunt on her head.

Yo dude, Tariq was pompeiing that chick last nigh. He’s not a bad guy though.

by JaansenDubois June 6, 2022

Trip to Pompeii

When you blow your load into her mouth so hard she takes a mental trip to the eruption of Mount Vesuvius over Pompeii.

Big dick Rick blew such a hard nut that she took a trip to Pompeii.

by Jbean123456 March 11, 2020

pompeiied

1. To utterly destroy, decapitate, melt, embarass, make cry like a little girl.
2. To cover in ash, as in the volcanically decimated Roman city.

"I just pompeiied your ass, bitch!"

by fradiavalo October 14, 2006

pompeii

Italian city around the bay of Naples that got totally pwn3d by mount vesuvius around 72AD. Neighbouring herculaneum and soem other place got destroyed too. The volcano erupts every two millenia, which means that it'll destroy the three million residents of pompeii and surrounding areas this century. Somehow, I get the feeling nobody cares.

pompeii pwnz0r'D!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

poopening

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014

popeying

When you run out of lube and use olive oil instead.

Did a bit of popeying last night

The Mrs offered me her brown wings last night but we had no lube

Popped to the kitchen and grabbed the olive oil and popeyed her good and proper

by PandaMitch March 27, 2017