Definitions by Rupert420

Pompeiied 

Masturbating when you knock over an ash tray and get covered with it’s contents

Oh mate, I was in my room with my dog last night and I fully got pompeiied

Pompeiied by Rupert420 June 29, 2022

The Rupert 

When a man ejaculates onto a Pigeon

Oh man, my flatmate walked in on me doing The Rupert

The Rupert by Rupert420 December 4, 2020