Pokemon polyamory

A particularly prevalent form of polyamory wherein polyamorous people will engage in sexual dalliances with many people who are not their primary partners for no reason aside from because they can. Due to the absence of any standards in their pursuit of sexual partners, their actions make them resemble a Pokemon trainer. Gotta catch 'em all!

An example of a conversation addressing someone engaging in Pokemon polyamory:

Guy 1: Dude, you're dating like fifteen girls, eight of which are ugly, three of which are married and one of which only has one leg. What the hell?

Guy 2: Love is not a finite resource! Shut up!

Guy 1: Love is also not a game of Pokemon and you do not have to catch 'em all! Damn!

Guy 2: You are SO paleocultural.

Guy 1: I hate you.

by mr. pathogen July 1, 2008

Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

postamory

noun

From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.

I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!

by Max C. Webster, III April 7, 2010

polyjamorous

The ability to love multiple songs equally.

I have a lot of favorites but I really love most songs polyjamorously

by 12cesarini34 September 16, 2020

Polymortem

Polymortem: the practice of engaging in the grief, of a dead person, who was engaged in multiple intimate relationships with the consent of all the people involved; by all of the people involved.

My boyfriend died yesterday, and his other girlfriend and I are in Polymortem, together.

by Marcella Yearwood February 3, 2020

Polymorphic Trojan

A type of trojan horse that changes with every server that is created by the server generator. The server generator uses a pseudo-random algorithm to create new, unique and random sequences of code instructions with every server that is created. The result is thousands, sometimes millions of possible different mutations of the one trojan, all of which have unique code - this makes detection very difficult, and today we see that only a few scanners can handle polymorphics.

The world's most polymorphic trojan at present is the Donald Dick.

by ganban May 26, 2005

polyamority

the condition of open or closed polyamorous relationships consisting of primary, secondary and tertiary levels of interaction and interconnection

Paul and Jane are married and are each others' primary relationship. Jane has a secondary relationship with Karl, who would be Paul's tertiary relationship. These people are practicing polyamority.

by OpenLover February 26, 2011