jackson pollock face paint

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.

Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.

by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020

Windy Jackson Pollock

A windy Jackson Pollock is when you take laxatives before having sex and have rough anal, after climax you then fart on your partners face

I’m gonna need a good shower after my girl gives me a windy Jackson Pollock

by OnionDefinitions October 23, 2020

pollock

A slang term for Polish people. Usually meant as an insult. Often heard in western Pennsylvania. Pollocks often have an uncontrollable love of Polka music.

Donnie - "I had Kraut and Kielbasa for dinner last night"

Jim - "you're such a pollock"

by Donnie Iris June 11, 2006

Pollacked

The act of splattering semen on a girl's face in the proper style of Jackson Pollack.

I totally pollacked her face, man.

by Norman Rockwell August 22, 2007

Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."

by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015

Pollock

A word you cannot use to describe another polish person unless you are also a pollock.

polish person 1: Yo pollock!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!

by Treii28 February 5, 2010

Jackson Pollock

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.

He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.

by bjmike February 10, 2010