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Politics

Politics are the great pissing match of todays government.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 1, 2010
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Politics

A messed up system up electing people to lead an entire country when almost half the population doesn't even vote.
I wish a presidential candidate would tell everyone he wouldn't do anything in office...Then nothing wrong could really happen. Stupid politics...
by alvoter September 17, 2012
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Politics

A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.
Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.
by Ren Tsune October 18, 2012
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Politics

Poli:Many

Ticks:blood-sucking paracites
politics are such blood-sucking parsites man!
by quadracorn July 13, 2011
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Politics

Choosing one person above the rest to fuck you right up the ass.
Politics is a very complicated subject.
by Idon'tCarewhatpseudonymIhave October 29, 2014
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Politics

A) Hey have you heard of the latest tweet from Tr....
B) POLITICS, not my thing.
by Olaf.likes.beans October 29, 2020
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Politics

An absolute shithole of arguments and insults coming atcha at 180 mph. I've learnt a lot every since joining the realm of politics, and I've realized a few things. Don't let stereotypes and other people's opinion on politics influence what you think. Stay true to what you think is right and wrong, and don't let typical stereotypes and wojak memes turn you into an extremist or something. Being a leftist liberal doesn't make you a BLM + ACAB + whatever the fuck, or being a rightist conservative into a greedy cooperation lover. If it's not you, then it ain't you. Don't let politics influence your personal life and your relationships, and if at all, just don't mention it. Politics does nothing but divide us human beings no matter the status, and let's all just be friends.
Politics suck bro!!! and so does hating people!!!
by milk is the best man February 17, 2022
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