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CNN Piers Morgan is an accomplice of the Obama Administration to commit countless war crimes and to commit multiple counts of treason
CNN Piers Morgan was fired from the The London Daily Mirror with criminal charges for a phone hacking wiretapping scandal, he is a "hatchetman of the new world order"
by ILLUMINATEDone January 12, 2013
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Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion
by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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Crep Pilers

A pair of jeans that sit on top of high top trainers piling up.
"dude check out that guy's jeans."

"yeah man total crep pilers"
by Biffy27 December 13, 2009
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Piers Morgan handshake

"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."
by Herassment May 17, 2009
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Piers Morgan

To walk out in duress

To hang up the phone under pressure
To get all offended and walk out like a big flapper
1; did you hear about Peter?

2; what happened

1; Jon told him about himself and he got offended and " piers morganed " out of the party
by Stephenjemyers March 10, 2021
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Piers Morgan

A sexual position made famous when "news" commentator Piers Morgan, repeatedly re posted a meme of himself on Twitter engaged in the the act with then President of the United States, Donald Trump. In this act one man pierces the anus of another man with his tongue while sitting in a swivel chair, with the receiving person balanced on another swivel chair on all fours in front of him. Both men then try to swivel as much as possible without breaking the bond between anus and tongue. Often the "Pierser" is made to be cuckold and hold the position while the man in front is pleasured to finish by a third party. This secondary act has also been called "Guest Hosting Piers Morgan".
When Donald Trump was found guilty of treason, he offered the investigator a Piers Morgan to let him send one final tweet...which he used to brag about how many people watched his sentencing.
by Guest Host February 3, 2018
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Pierson

A tall, unbelievably sexy man with a massive shlong that all the girls want to bone. He is a meme Lord and an all round awesome guy that anyone would be thankful to be in the presence of.
Devi: Who is that sexy man over there with the massive bulge in his pants?

Rias: That's Pierson, I would totally bone him.
by Totally_Not_Pierson February 20, 2019
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