v plates

A label given to a person who has not experienced sexual intercourse, a Virgin.

Originating from 'L Plate'; a square white sign with a red letter L on it, displayed on the back and front of a vehicle driven by a person who is learning to drive in the UK. L Plates are removed from the vehicle once the person is a qualified driver. See l-plate

John lost his V Plates at the party last night.

by boybeeps November 3, 2004

Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017

Full Plate Jimmy Hat

Plate armour for your penis to offer protection often used in a high risk high reward scenario

Oh dear, I'm about to fight this monster and I have an erection. I best wear my full plate jimmy hat

by Kaiser William III November 26, 2018

plate of shrimp

Synchronicity. Derived from the 1984 film "Repo Man".

"Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either; it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."

by Norton Zenger May 14, 2004

platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.

Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG

by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

Garbage Plate

An awesome meal that consist of.. Home Fries, Hot Dog or Hamburger, Mac Salad, Baked Beans, Hot Sause and LOADS OF KETCHUP. All things are optional. I like mine minus the Mac Salad and Baked Beans. Famous in Rochester, NY at a place called Nick Tahoe's.

Let's go to Nick's and grab a garbage plate.

by emorock1862 November 16, 2004