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Breast plow

the act of ramming a male's sword between a pair of preferably big boobs
james breast plowed me last night and blew on my face.
by brandon smith-johnson August 20, 2009
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plowology

plowology...noun:a deliberate way of life, defined by but not exclusively limited to an appreciation of the ironic, innate, spirituality of the deep south and committment to the only things that are true...peace, love & bbq. Accidentally discovered, by Americana artist John "Hound" Brown, along with his deceased brother, Glenn Edwin Brown,circa 1987,somewhere on Interstate 40 west, just east of Winston Salem, North carolina. While in the midst of driving & meditating to the Allman Brothers, the two Brown brothers experienced a deep vision in which the solution to all the world's were revealed to them. In exchange for this ancient spiritual knowledge, Glenn & Hound were chosen to descend into the bowels of hell, releasing Robert Johnson's soul and delivering the Boogeyman to his rightful fate..and told to write literature and record songs that planted the seeds of Plowology. ON December 17th, 2007, older brother Glenn was called to return to his creator at approximately 8:15 pm eastern time, where he resides in the rhythym section of the Allstar Plowology Band on the Southern side of Heaven, top level nearest the Sun & Duane Allman. Younger brother, John "Hound" Brown continues this work, Plowology...and continues to share the wisdom of , "Peace, Love & BBQ." For more info visit, www.plowology.com, google plowology, go to myspace, facebook..or better yet...invite some strangers in need in your home...cook them dinner...play music for & with them...and care for their needs. Plowology is the beginning, becoming a plowologist requires the simplest of committments, which in turn makes it so difficult. To love unconditionally, give the very shirt off your back...and always share your BBQ.
"plowing the seeds of love"
you plowgone right!
I'll be plowgone!
plowology...the Root of it All.}
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plawks

Gaming phrase that means "please" in normal English.

Originates from pl0x,
which is from pl1x,
which is from plix,
which is from plz,
which is from pls,
which is from please.
noob: omggimmesomeitemsplawks
other gamer: omglolwtfbbq
by Darx December 3, 2007
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plowchops

plowchops: its like motorboating, but in the vaginal region.
i plowchopped her good
i had a gammon flap on each cheek and plowchopped the shit out of her

plowchops
by adamisbigd September 9, 2012
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recreational pussy plowing

banging without intention to procreate, also known as sex with a condom.
I’ve taken up yoga and recreational pussy plowing in place of drugs and alcohol so I’m living my best life rn bois
by yeknom February 26, 2018
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Plowder

To "plowder", or the act of "plowdering"

Is the act of pushing through dingleberries to create a clear unobstructed path for the erect falace. This happens prior to dirty anal penetration.
Jeff "how was it?"
Tom "there was a lot to plowder down there"
Jeff "ohh... Shitty man... unless you're into that"
Tom "I've seen things"
by Hawk2 February 3, 2023
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Wagner plow

1) A vehicle driven by a pedofile named Wags, Jags, Slags, etc...
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.
1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow."

2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."

3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.
by maomaomaomaomao November 17, 2010
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