Midget Pinkies

A unusually long nipple. Generally defined as nipples being over 3/4" in length.

"Yeah, he's in the hospital. He was suckin' on Granny Raynor's midget pinkies and poked his eye out!!"

by JSnide October 3, 2008

lou piniella

Nicknamed "Sweet Lou", a popular major league baseball team manager. Formerly a player for several teams in the 60s-80s. Since then he has managed for five teams, currently the Chicago Cubs. He is famous for becoming very angry at umpires which usually results in him screaming in their face and then throwing his hat on the ground, which is very funny to watch.

From Wikipedia: "In a game on September 18, 2002 in a 3–2 (10) win against the Texas Rangers, Lou Piniella came out to argue a call in the bottom of the ninth in which the umpire called out Ben Davis after a close play at first and was immediately tossed by first base umpire C.B. Bucknor after throwing down his hat. Afterwards, he kicked his hat several times, aggressively approached Bucknor as he was screaming in his face, and kicked dirt on him as well. After being restrained by first base coach Johnny Moses, he then ripped first base from its mooring then threw it down the right field foul line twice after he imitated the umpire tossing him out."

by 9035ngk August 11, 2009

pingist

- based on latency & delay intolerance; "pingist remarks"

- discriminatory especially on the basis of PING RESPONSE TIME and/or latency

- a person with a prejudiced belief that his ISP or PING(Packet Inter-Network Groperis) SEEK TIME is superior to that of others

- Pingism has many definitions, the most common and widely accepted being that individuals with the lowest PING seek time in milli-seconds are intrinsically superior to those with higher PINGresponse times.

JON has a ping of 17 ms and STEVE's is 103 ms.

JON doesn't let STEVE play on his server because STEVE's ping time is inferior.

JON is a PINGIST.

Dude, your response time sucks, GTFU!

by Jonathan G. (Borowa) February 28, 2008

Pinkie Pie

The cutest most awesome character in the new tv series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". She is pink and has long curly hair akin to a poodles, loves parties and is totally cute and funny.

Pinkie pie makes my day.

by goldenbobllama July 14, 2011

Pinkie Points

what a guy really looks to earn by doing good deeds in hopes of gettin laid.

i'm gonna move this heavy dresser like my girl wants me to. maybe i'll earn enough pinkie points to finally get lucky or @ least get me a coochie coupon

by junewho February 8, 2009

pinkie bang

The doing of the naughty where pinkies go where they aren’t meant to be. For example: the vagina.

Basically finger bang but it’s pinkie bang

“Ooh baby smash me and pinkie bang me please!!’

by Alanaclare2611 January 17, 2018

pindick

A man with a short and thin penis.

"Because his package was inadequate to satisfy her, she called him "pindick the bugfucker."

by boutsos May 23, 2005