An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s
“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”
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As a Palintologist I have dedicated my life to the study of Palintology. Sarah Palin is guiding us to discover God's purpose when he hid these strange bones all over the planet. Naturally we believe in creationism and Palintology will help us to answer this fundamental question.
by Sean The King January 18, 2009
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a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.
Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.
by snappy2 October 27, 2008
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Get the punology mug.Pimpology is the study of pimpin and how to pimp.You learn the in and outs of pimpin.some learn from actual pimps while other go straight to te streets and learn First hand.pimpology degree can be got in any hood or state but some states degrees aren't as effiective as others but a true pimp will adjust and figure out how to get his end.
and Texas pimpology Degree are Certifed Also
and Texas pimpology Degree are Certifed Also
Hoe: Where You that Pimpology degree at?
Me:At The University Of Texas. Home Of The National Champs.Hook 'em Hoes
Me:At The University Of Texas. Home Of The National Champs.Hook 'em Hoes
by Big Bodie April 27, 2006
Get the pimpology mug.It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).
When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.
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