phonehole

1. a phony asshole

2. a phony asshole on a cell phone

1. That chick who's interviewing stars on the red carpet at the Oscars is such a phonehole.

2. I sat next to a real phonehole on the train yesterday.

by MsArdRi March 7, 2010

phoneblow

the act of receiving a blowjob over the phone, or a credit of one.

the only way i know how to make long distances work is with phoneblow.

dude i got some phoneblow from that one girl last night, she said next week for sure!

by Qwu 7331 March 21, 2011

phonelexsic

absolutely non-existant word only used to draw attention to your face.

Hey drew! you stink you phonelexsic dinghy!

by taco February 2, 2004

Phonable

1. In a situation where one can be phoned and be able to hear, speak or text.

2. Adj. A message that can be sent on a phone. Generally a text message.

"Are you phonable right now, or will you bf hear us?"

"Is the result of my biopsy phonable?"

by Dakini Di January 28, 2010

Phoneality

The genre of TV that is stated as reality but is found to be phony/staged. Basically, anything on TV that claims to be real that is not (or is not/does not do what is claimed).

Phoneality TV - Ghost Hunters, Jersey Shore, The Hills

Phoneality Infomercials - Slap Chop, Shamwow, Ab Circle Pro

Phoneality Stunts - Wardrobe Malfunction, Balloon Boy

by SoCalParrothead January 6, 2010

Phonelexia

When you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!.

John: I think my dogs need grooming.

Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF?

John: I think you have phonelexia!
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Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats.

Mario: You're playing with sluts?

Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck!

Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck?

Maria: Sigh *click*

by StacyPoo June 20, 2011

Phoneblocked

The act in which someone is trying to score a phone number from someone and said persons (best friend, sister, bro etc.) happens to appear and prevent you from scoring their number. This word has nothing to do with anything sexual, unlike its brother (cockblocked).

Shinji:Hey Jehd, I was wondering if I could have your nu-
Alexia:What the heck are you doing here!?
Shinji:Just talking jeez!!
Jehd:What were you gonna ask me Shinji?
Shinji:Uh, nothing, see ya!
Later...
Shinji:Damn jin, Alexia totally phoneblocked me today!!
Jin:Damn, out of anyone getting phoneblocked today it just had to be you!

by Mochii September 22, 2012