promasturbating

The act of procrastinating, by specifically masturbating.

"Has Timmy done his homework yet?"
"Nah, he's promasturbating in the shower still."

by fillman86 May 27, 2018

Phamasaur

Someone who enjoys a salad bowl with steak or chicken, no vinaigrette, brown rice, veggies, guacamole, sour cream and cheese on the side, and hot salsa while bumping Hard In Da Paint.

Anybody seen Phamasaur?

by Inconvenient Raccoon September 11, 2019

Phomance

A love relationship between a person and their phone

Her inordinate relationship with her portable sidekick could only be described as a true phomance

by LaBamaFam December 19, 2021

Phomance

A feeling of excitement or infatuation between a person and their phone

Her inordinate relationship with her portable sidekick could only be described as a true phomance

by LaBamaFam December 19, 2021

Phomatose

To be down for the count after eating a big bowl of PHO at the local Vietnamese Restaurant...

Oh man that PHO was good.... I'm Phomatose and probably won't be able to do much this afternoon.. I need a nap

by waggyIS October 18, 2004

Promasturbate

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.

Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu

by 33000Emails February 10, 2017

Phoash

Exclamation/interjection;
Used to affirm or concure.
Transformation of "for sure".

Meaning: "Behold, I agree with and accept your previous statement. You rule, as do I."

Alternate use: "Phoash no." meaning "A most emphatic no."

Alternate pronunciation: (pa-ho-aa-sa-ha) *pronounce each letter.

The noun phrase "biatch" may be added after either meaning.

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step, hoe. Bown down.)

Shaun: Nate, that lifted Tacoma with the Volcom, Thrice, and Billabong stickers is gay.
Nate: Phoash. We should dong slap that fool.
Shaun: Phoash biatch. Do you think he has any sense of self-awareness or individuality?
Nate: Phoash no.

by The General February 26, 2004