philosophicizing

the act of being a Philosopher and thinking late at night

When you philosophicizing at 2am in the morning and come up with a genius idea

by FishPenguin5 July 7, 2010

philosophiliology

The science of philosophies and why they're autistic

That's just the philosophiliology of my teachings

by Dat Boi All Over 101 September 20, 2017

Philosophical Wank

When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.

"I just had a philosophical wank and suddenly I see things much clearer"

by Socratesticles July 16, 2020

To Get Philosophical

A euphemism for "getting drunk". Used to describe the state at which someone starts to say whatever they are thinking, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.

Dave - "Has anyone ever wondered why the students at Glasgow and the students at Strathclyde cant just be friends? What is the point in this silly rivalry when we're all living in the same city?"

Dave's friend - "Somebody take the bottle off Dave, he's starting to get philosophical."

by toffeerevel June 28, 2010

Philosiphize

the act of philosophy

She philosiphized if a tree was really a tree.

by Bekster February 7, 2009

I have a philosophical question

A preface to some form of obscenity.

"I have a philosophical question... is autofellatio gayer than masturbation?"

by Koios November 3, 2008

philososhizzle

Irrelevant to both heart and mind, philososhizzle consists of pretentious and vacuous ramblings about ordinary language. Less positively, philososhizzle is central to the mating ritual of some philosophers based in New Jersey.

Person 1: Please referee this paper for Journal X.

Person 2: No, this is pure philososhizzle. You must think that I have Leiter lips.

Person 1: Do it or I will Donkey punch this squirrel.

Person 2: Why?

by ren hoek iii September 23, 2007