A cocky son of a bitch that has fake hookups and no friends. Also a horrible athlete and has no muscle. Likely to be bald by age 30. The only thing he has going for him is his smarts but he usually loses them by age 25 because of alcohol and drug abuse.
No one wants to hang out with that guy...its because he is being such a Phil.
by phillipChurch January 30, 2011
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To pull a Phil- throwing a type of fragmentation grenade through a window or door. But you miss the window/door, and the grenade bounces back and detonates on you.
Mike: Pop a frag through that window...
Kyle:Okay
*Throws grenade*
Kyle: Run!!!
Mike: Did you pull a Phil???!!!!
by hklover556 January 27, 2013
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To get rid of a rather difficult girlfriend/boyfriend/job
"Dude, I just philed myself from Jeanny..."
by Frank Jaegger December 10, 2006
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That guy in that one TV show you watch who is the main character's old, fat and bald uncle. His name is always Phil.

- Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince
- Uncle Phil from The Man Show
- Dr. Phil
by Phileias March 2, 2009
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A sexually frustrated man/boy who thinks he can get anyone , and them play the off. Phil sometimes is nice and also a cunt, he goes and gets pissed on weeknights, but EVERYWEEKEND. He leads girls on and hurts them. He's a decent guy a first then he just turns ugly! Types of Phil include nice,polite,pissed,fun,annoying,clingy,ignorant. Sounds like a cunt.. Then he probably is . O and he also has crabs
Phil talks to girl, then phil goes to town to get 'mashed' and gets off with ugly ginger girls, when his bird is FIT and all his mates want her.
by dykeomitus March 13, 2012
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Nicknamed "Phil-ous", pretends to be Dr. Phil. Drives a red mustang, smokes a lot and thinks he's really funny; but really isn't.
You're being such a Phil
by mitch_hellyeah December 10, 2008
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Another use of the word "fail."
Clyde: That video sucks!
George: Yeah, I know. It's such a phil.
by MpegEVIL May 3, 2011
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