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phalanges

They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.
"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)
by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009
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Payance

A payance is a girl that someone pays or showers with gifts to hang around them and pretend they are a serious couple.
My friend says he has a fiance but we all know she only hangs around him because he pays for everything and is really his payance
by Del G. Pickney March 31, 2009
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phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.
Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later
by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016
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Phalanx Reaper

A literal God. He is the All Father of the Gods in the gaming community. Single handedly will fuck up anyone with anything especially snipers, pistols and bows.
Well that’s Phalanx Reaper.... We’re all gonna die, hopefully he will go easy on us.
by Purpleturtle94 May 26, 2021
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metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.
Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣
by Techniques69 October 11, 2020
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Phalanx

A pornographic scene in which a large group of erect men proceed to engage a smaller number of women (the ratio usually being of the order 8:1, men:women). Due to the carefully planned and well organized platoon, the women are unable to escape the brutal pussy pillaging that awaits them. Any attempt of escape is punished with vicious mushroom slaps and anal penetration. No prisoners are taken...
As Ashley looked into the distance, all she could see was a wave of cocks engulfing the horizon, she knew she would soon have her vagina pillaged by the mighty cocks of the Phalanx.
by SteveSmithUofT January 13, 2010
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Julio Payan

Wow, have you seen Julio Payan's work? He's so good!
by 2295300 May 15, 2010
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