Pestology

There are three rules to Pestology.
1. Fuck Sluts
2. Eat Chicken
3. Spend Money You Don't Have

Pestology- A philosophy that can only be perfected by Da Pest

by donkeypunchking June 16, 2010

Pestering

To bother persistently with petty annoyances

Stop pestering me

by Stellition June 7, 2014

pesterance

Bugging the complete shit out of someone until you get what you want. See persistence.

I will maintain my pesterance until you return my calls and give me my discount.

by Danak1975 October 11, 2013

pestilence palace

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.

Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!

by danthor March 1, 2009

Pestie

When a door-to-door pest control salesman acts like your best friend to sell you shit you don't need to the extent that they become a pest themselves: they're a pestie.

Oh look, I've got another segway-riding pestie at the door.

by unexpected_romba March 23, 2020

pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

by Banknotes Harper May 19, 2016

Penstill

A pencil that is still just a pen and not a pencil at all.

Hey mate, can I borrow a pencil to fill out this scantron?

Nah bro, it's just a penstill, sorry.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016