Peoria, IL

Basically, Peoria a boring town. You can find some nice people, yet overall, people have a skewed or no sense of humor at all. Pretty much nothing to do, no tourism, nothing. Filled with conservatives. It's the Armpit of the butthole of America.

Peoria, IL is a town with now hope or liveliness. If you have to move here, good luck.

Aah, this town sucks!

You think this place sucks? Go to Peoria, IL. There, you'll get a better taste of what "sucks" means.

by mrdance62 January 26, 2013

Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.

Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.

by The Pennsylvania Growler July 27, 2016

Peoria IL

Peoria Illinois is the largest city on the Illinois River it's also the place with the same crime rate as Honduras at 40 point something percent

Mary: let go to Peoria IL
Tim: lets not get shot

by ChaseTOM November 8, 2022

petoris

n. synonym of similarly spelled "pitoris," which is an abnormally small or accidentally shortened penis that resembles an exposed clitoris

Jimmy was left with only a petoris after a firework exploded in his lap.

by Vgnfc July 25, 2006

peoria

also know as P-TOWN. where everybody around it is a hick, and most of the people in it are ghetto. peoria has nothing to do. its a very boring town.

peoria " If you live in peoria going out to eat is your #1 thing to do with friends"

by hecaughtmexo January 21, 2009

Paul Petrianni

This guy loves to act like a hardass. Looks similar to a peanut. And is secretly gay.

Woah! Paul Petrianni came out of the closet?

by J. Fraw. December 31, 2011

Peoria

The city of Peoria, Illinois. Also known as P-town. Basically a real-world equivalent of Spoon River, as the bulk of the population consists of people with little money, a McJob, and no hope.

Peoria is also the home of Bradley University, a pretty good private school. However, BU is overpriced and full of jocks, preps, and emo kids.

"Why did he hang himself, officer?"
'Well, he lived in Peoria."

by Teflon Don December 11, 2003