petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005

pussified

To make more like a pussy; water down.

Democrats are a pussified version of the Bolsheviks.

by YINever May 9, 2005

Petrified Seman

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.

by Contazz March 6, 2010

pussified fuck bag

a person who is such a loser that pussy fucker or fag bag will not work and you must conjoin the three words togther

that dude is such a pussified fuck bag

by Josh Pitts March 5, 2006

Purtified

making an object purty

She needs to be purtified

by TheShai1 October 20, 2009

Pisstified

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014