family parties

a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL

kid: so this is really fun(sarcastic)
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell

by IphoneSlayer1713 May 25, 2016

Quentin Goujon-Perié

Person that gives kids french lessons. He likes to talk about his ban on Xbox 360 (trischicksti). Likes to watch memes while waiting for his ready-made french food in the microwave. He is the black player in Among Us. Likes to show kids french youtube for learning. The rule is, red is sös.
Imposteur

"Your french lesson is going to be with Quentin Goujon-Perié"
"YESS! What a Quentin Goujon-Perié way to start the day"
"It's going to be a great day"
"Red sös"

by Geezernator March 2, 2022

Petrie's Principle

"If everyone likes it, it can't be good." A statement coined by an English teacher to describe shallow films and literature which appeal to the mindless masses.

The Twilight Saga is the poster-child for Petrie's Principle.

by Cyanica January 27, 2010

pertinent

Relevant or related to

Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions

by LAHITNAREN May 31, 2017

Mandatory sex parties

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.

"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009

dubai porta parties

Western girls (pornstars and IG models mostly) are flown into Dubai for the purpose of being gangbanged by many Arab men. At these parties the men will DP and GB the girls and sometimes make the girls have sex with animals or the men will defecate on the girls (hence the porta potty aspect). After the parties the girls will go home with $50-75k for the few days work.

Mary loves Dubai Porta Parties, for just 3 days work she can buy a new car.

by Sukmukdick July 21, 2018

Arabian Petrie

The act of inserting your penis into your sister's vagina and doing a cartwheel in the desert

John:"Dude me and my sister did the Arabian Petrie last night."
Alex: "Oh yuck!!"

by Coolfish October 31, 2010