permafuck

Taking a diploma, certificate, license, etc; glueing this to a piece of cheap wood, then covering with a permanent clear coat product. circa 1975

After I graduated from college, my father (permafucked) my diploma.

by Dr Rob April 19, 2009

permalink

a link on a web page that takes to to a webpage with a thousnad other links to porn sites or warez sites. At this point you usually get a thousand popups to pages with more links.

1. I was checking out some warez and got a fucking permalink then my computer crashed and my house burned down

2. I was checkin out a bunch of porn and goit a permalink, now i have to try to close a thousand webpages that don't stop!!

by flipynif November 5, 2004

Permalinking

Engaging in permanent sexual intercourse and being unable to escape said activity.

Dude, me and this hot babe are permalinking this weekend so i can't come over.

by Pro_Permalinker April 22, 2013

Permadrunk

Drinking so much that you are drunk for more than a day.

1. We were permadrunk from our trip at the lake
2. John was perma drunk and climbed the tree.

by mike March 27, 2003

Permajunked

Permanently junked, messed up, trainwrecked, foilfaced, put in time out because you've done or said something completely unacceptable and is not ALL RIGHT!

Barry Foilman and Meffy are permajunked and should be put in time out.
Barry knew Meffy was permajunked when she set off the smoke detectors two houses down the street.

by SmurfetteDevine March 28, 2011

permadank

1.) When you smoke so much marijuana in an area, the area permanently reeks.

2.) When the marijuana smoke totally saturates any given cloth.

Damn! I thought you stopped smoking!
I did!
Permadank!

by SaucedSkittles November 14, 2016

Permagone

Permanently Gone

Betsy was on a final written notice at her job. Then, she was permagone.

by Dallaschick1 April 8, 2019