penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

pansona

Spanish slang for a fat/overweight female; and even sometimes talking about a pregnant woman (typically referring to a pregnant women that doesn't know whom the father is, so its really only for a loose pregnant woman).

Male version: Panson

That pansona ate all my fries!
Look at that panson, his shirt can't cover his belly.

by txgirl1006 April 3, 2017

Peno

Abreviation of 'Penetrate' or 'Penetration,' used specifically in reference to sexual activity.

"I've got a good feeling i'm gonna peno someone tonight."

"Last night I was getting double peno from two guys at once."

by scoole October 26, 2009

Penocity

The velocity in which a males penis is sliding in an out of an object.

Guy 1: Dude you should have seen me banging this hot chick last night!

Guy 2: I wish i could have! What was your Penocity?

by BGerdes June 5, 2011

pansonium

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

penasourus

a very large penis-like dinosour

dude i was watching land before time and the huge t-rex was fighting with the even BIGGER PENASOURUS

by mrtacomancan24 November 8, 2009

Penisouraus

A penis that is larger than a leg but smaller than a body.

Girl: He had a penisouraus that gave me a ride last night.

by StraightxXxKing April 5, 2011