Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

Pension predator

A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect

See the age difference..shes after his money... pension predator

by Bricker81 October 23, 2018

Welcome to pensions

The act of Congratulations!

Damn son, welcome to pensions.

by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017

Pensioner

A pensioner is a old duffer who takes barley enough money to live and the popular show still game a legendary show and just be careful if there sleeping

Person 1: hawl is that old pensioner sleeping or is he deed
Person 2: al check SHES STEALING YOUR PENSION!!
Pensioner: huh whos there

Person 2: naw hes fine

by Steve not stephe January 11, 2020

poverty pension

The money earned from playing the lottery, bingo, sweepstakes or any form of gambling that requires minimal physical exertion and even less education.

The idiots won their poverty pension in Vegas then moved to Florida.

by school_is_old March 7, 2020

Cunt pensioner

A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.

At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.

by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020

Tension Jaaye Pension Lene

Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.

Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.

A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'

by Procrastinator2.0 December 22, 2023