penisia

plural of penis

Fratdaddy 1: "Did you see that AGD walking around the 3rd floor? She's got bruises all over her face."

Fratdaddy 2: "Looks like she got slapped with about 50 penisia! That swamp donkey deserves it though."

by oh_my_g_bus May 2, 2009

Penisdillyfuck

A person that has no idea that there constant gay sex with their elderly uncle is breaking up our friendship.

Bob is a real penisdillyfuck, I can't get his cock out of Mr. Henderson.

by Jackmo December 4, 2003

Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands

See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex

by Kali_mist November 4, 2016

penisiblings

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I got laid with that chick Tiffany
Bro 2: No way! We're penisiblings!
Bro 1: High five!
*The sound of this high five brings happiness to everyone in a 2 miles radius, and makes them say "Nice"*

by Smöl March 6, 2020

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

penisoidal formation

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

penissaurasrex

One who cannot get their mind off of penisis. Often when they come out of direct contact with penises they cry.

Jim: I cant quit crying
Bill: Why did your mom die?
Jim: No i am a penissaurasrex and i cant find any cock

by Ah F June 12, 2007