Poncilitis

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.

'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

pink pencils

nipples

is used to describe without public acknowledgment relating to the nipple

Hey friend, I can see your pink pencils through your shirt!

by QuargaPie May 27, 2017

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

Penisist

the act of discrimination based on the size of a man's penis.

"I don't care if you're the president of the united states, that thing is tiny!"

"Penisist!"

by Hakake May 5, 2010

Pencils Down

A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.

Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*

Professor: Pencils down!

Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*

Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*

Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......

Professor: Over Mr. Goof.

by KnightofNerdom February 12, 2019

Colored Pencils

Used as a swear word, in place of other swear words to be used around small children, innocent youth with virgin ears, or campers.

Instead of 'AWWW S**T'
'AWWW COLORED PENCILS'

by Colored Pencil CIT February 24, 2011

pencils 25 cents each

Somthing you write a definition for when you want to get it on a mug.

Please keep this definition because I want it and am selling "pencils 25 cents each".

by Qwazzy October 25, 2020