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petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.
"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."
by Charlie May 13, 2005
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Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.
John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.
by slippery chick March 25, 2009
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penrose steamer

Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.
by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016
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Penrose Poppet

The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.
James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.
by Ephemily October 10, 2017
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Peerase

When peeing you clean the inside of the toilet bowl by "erasing" the poop.
After Tom took a crap, Jeff came in and peerased the poo off the sides of the toilet bowl.
by Kylo Ren's Grandma January 20, 2021
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peterosexual

Someone who is only and only attracted to Peter Steele.
Hey man! I'm peterosexual.
What does that mean.
I'm only attracted to Peter Steele.
by gravved February 6, 2021
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Peersexual

Peersexual refers to an individual who gains sexual satisfaction from pleasuring their partner more than their partner pleasuring them, in some instances to a point of not feeling pleasure at all
My partner is a peersexual
by Someguy365 March 8, 2021
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