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Paddling The Pink Canoe

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022
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Canoe Paddling

Male version of a motorboat but it's when a man's penis is fondled.
-"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
by Paw Lee March 15, 2012
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pedaling

Todd's been pedaling mad meow meow over the past few months and is filthy stinking rich.
by A Soap Bar March 27, 2016
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piddle-paddling

verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
by bepatient March 19, 2006
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puddling

PUHD-ling, (n.)— a sexual act, popularized in 18th Century Latvia, whereby a male expels semen into his partner's navel cavity immediately before administering a raspberry to the affected area(s).
"The Latvian whore thoughtfully picked lint out of her semen-crusted navel and harked back to last night's tricks, three of which entailed no-holds-barred puddling."
by Mtt Ss December 24, 2007
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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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paddling the canoe

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.
by Randy Smith June 11, 2006
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