Paterno

A Paterno is unit of currency equal to 6 million US dollars. Paternos are typically paid in cases of covering up for child rape.

"The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston was forced to pay 14 Paternos to victims of child rape by priests in 2003."

"Penn State got fined 10 Paternos for turning a blind eye to child rape on their campus."

by Joe Paterno's family July 23, 2012

Patresa

When one screws up because of lack of logic causing harm or danger to themselves or others.

OMG I just pulled a Patresa and got my car stuck in the dirt with no one around for miles.

by MelodyPeppy June 28, 2012

Patprick

When Patrick Star is an unlikeable character. He appeared in episodes such as “Stuck in the Wringer”, “Pet Sitter Pat”, “Yours, Mine, And Mine”, “The Card”, “Ink Lemondade”, “The Fishbowl”, “I’m With Stupid”, and “Smoothe Jazz At Bikini Bottom”.

I hate you Patprick for glueing SpongeBob in the wringer!

by Dray’s Dictionary October 20, 2019

Paturdity Leave

The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.

Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.

Hey Roy! Where have you been for the last hour? On paturdity leave?

by gus_dodge March 9, 2005

paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Paterson, NJ

City in Northern New Jersey, located in Passaic County, in which it is the county seat. Third largest city in New Jersey with a population of over 150,000 people. The city is mostly Hispanic with a large Dominican, Puerto Rican, Colombian and Peruvian population, also large Black, Arab, Turkish, Caribbean, and, Italian population. Founded in 1792, as the nation's first planned industrial city, by Alexander Hamilton, the city is know as the "Silk City" for it's large amount of silk mills around the Great Falls.

Paterson, NJ, is a large city near NYC

by OmegaBlue June 24, 2006

Patri

A way to shorten down the name Patricija/ Patricia. Variations Pati, Pat, Patty

Mom: Patri come downstairs please!
Patricija: Okayyyyy

by Ugly Mandarine December 7, 2019