Patur

He’s the rare, mysterious Sukabumi boy with a calm aura and a heart that’s quietly powerful. Soft-spoken yet strong, humble but deeply lovable. He doesn’t need to say much—his presence alone feels safe. Loyal, gentle, a little shy, and endlessly special. The kind of soul you don’t find twice. My babyyy. My peace. The one I love.

Patur he’s amazing

Everyone wants to be friends with him

Patur by Unknown.girl January 12, 2026

Paternity Fraud 

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.

A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.

Paternity Fraud by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.

Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.

Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

paternal urinalphobia 

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

paternal urinalphobia by Shy Son November 25, 2011

paruresis 

Popularly known as bashful bladder, shy bladder, stage fright, pee shy, etc. A social phobia with both physical and psychological aspects that make it impossible to urinate when anyone else is near by.

One guy to another: "My bladder is bursting and I can't pee a drop with all these guys lined up behind needing to piss at this urinal." The other guy: "I can't go if anyone is standing next to me." Meanwhile in the ladies' room: "I wish those girls trying to get into this stall would just shut up so I can relax and get all this pee out that I have been holding for 6 hours."

paruresis by Clean Fil June 27, 2005

Pater, Pater, Pater

Pater, Pater, Pater an annoying exclamation made by Dimitris G when he wants a Priest's attention.

Dimitris G : Pater, Pater, Pater I have something important to tell you!!!
Priest : Go away I don't have time for this!!!

Pater, Pater, Pater by Greek_Cypriot January 3, 2022

Viva La Patria 

A phrase used by Argentines to honor the fatherland

Person 1: The falklands are british
Person 2: Viva la patria
Person 1: *dies*

Viva La Patria by TheLordJesús June 16, 2018