Paturzo

To like other men, in particular tan ones and be exceptionally skilled at getting with muscular men.

That guy is a total Paturzo; he has more dudes than the Village People.

by Logitt Spencelson February 22, 2008

paturborant

to be in excess of

Buddy, I'm feeling paturborantly drunk!

by Crog October 20, 2008