someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
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{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
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Get the patoot mug.by EA April 25, 2005
Get the Parrot Bay mug.When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.
Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes
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