parAOLnoia

The psychological online condition of thinking that someone on AOL actually gives a shit who you are and going to great lengths to protect your screen name by taking up every variation of that name and adding AOL accounts to JUST MAKE SURE someone cannot pose as you.

Having 5 aol accounts and 35 screen names that are variations of your original name. Using lower case l for "i" and the number "1". "Dus1 had worn out the l key on her key board due to her ParAOLnoia requiring her to have all the variations of her screen name taken".

by MeGeneric1 January 23, 2008

Panoolied

its pronounced p'-NU-leed

damnit

by whitemateria August 31, 2003

Parole

The safe word in pirate sex.

Oh parole, parole your cutlets is digging into my treasure chest.

by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 4, 2022

Back door parole

to commit suicide, or to die in prison.

Cellmate 1: I hate my life sentence!
Cellmate 2: Yeah, man. I'm probably gonna take a back door parole!

by Maximus78675 March 13, 2015

parooz

view, look over, search through, explore, rummage around, seek, pursue

I like to the parooz the the entertainment section when new music arrives.

by Bill Buckholtz February 18, 2007

parole the Huxtables

To take a dump, preferably a large one, with a nugget for every member of the Huxtable household. Some "parole officers" have even gone as far as naming them before the final flush into society.

Man, I have got to go parole the Huxtables, those chimichangas really jacked my guts up.

by METALHEAD74 August 15, 2006

jack rabbit parole

parole taken when you break out of jail.

"howd u get out?"
"Jack rabbit parole"

by Kansas April 8, 2005