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paranoia

The uneasy feeling you get when dogs start shouting "Poof" at you, and cars racing through puddles shout "Twat" - (British slang for female genitalia)
by Space_monkey the 1st April 1, 2003
mugGet the paranoiamug.

paranoia

When your boses tell you that everything is going to be ok... then they leave.
by DS May 18, 2004
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paranoia

someone who hears voices, very suspicious, acts like a stalker, uses a dictaphone, phsycopatic, hearing voices, loves his friends hates his family, hates christmas ie scrooge !!!!! thinks a woman who even looks at another man is a slut.
manhattan nuts - paranoia
by me da December 12, 2010
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paranoia

the greatest player who ever played Tactical Ops used this name.
PaRaNoiA fucking owns
by Lee March 1, 2004
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scantron paranoia

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009
mugGet the scantron paranoiamug.

Boner Paranoia

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)
Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.
by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016
mugGet the Boner Paranoiamug.

Peter Paranoia

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!
by meds4u January 15, 2010
mugGet the Peter Paranoiamug.

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