The uneasy feeling you get when dogs start shouting "Poof" at you, and cars racing through puddles shout "Twat" - (British slang for female genitalia)
by Space_monkey the 1st April 01, 2003
by DS May 18, 2004
someone who hears voices, very suspicious, acts like a stalker, uses a dictaphone, phsycopatic, hearing voices, loves his friends hates his family, hates christmas ie scrooge !!!!! thinks a woman who even looks at another man is a slut.
by me da December 11, 2010
by Lee March 01, 2004
the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 29, 2009
by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016
One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.
What a cuckoo!
What a cuckoo!
by meds4u January 15, 2010