panicdote

When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.

John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?

Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.

by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013

padiddle

a padiddle is a car with one working headlight. this indicates that the owner has extremely low to no ability to give a fuck or is just plain dumb.

“hey carl, you got a padiddle”

“why don’t you padiddle yourself”

by kgbish June 13, 2021

Panida

A girl who likes to eat all day and watch anime.😁

Guy 1: who's that chick who loves anime
Guy 2: that's panida

by pakistanichick346 June 30, 2020

Pandidiot

A moron who believes everything the Government tells them about any "pandemic". Especially, false pandemics that mislead the public concerning the severity of the outcomes, even though actual pandemics go ignored by those same governments, because the government cannot "power grab" or exert control over their governed in these pandemics as easily as they did during the COVID-19 outbreak

Bro, you are telling everyone that it's okay for the Government to eliminate your Civil Rights because of a virus that kills far less people than automobile accidents...don't be a Pandidiot!

by Idiocratic Enabler March 22, 2020

Premature Padiddler

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.

Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!

by Tet428 March 24, 2008

padiddle

A game played while riding in a car. When you see a car with only only one headlight on, yell out 'padiddle!' and punch someone in the shoulder if they don't say it.

Me: padiddle!
My sister at the same time: (quiet)
Me: (punches sister on shoulder).

by Netmaster5k December 2, 2004

padiddle

Game which you play while driving in the car, if you see a car with a headlight out you say "PADIDDLE" and hit the ceiling, the last one to hit the ceiling and say "PADIDDLE" there gender needs to take off a peice of clothing.
Rules:
1. Fog lights do not count
2. Dim lights do not count
3. Always boys against girls
4. Say there are 4 guys and 2 girls, if both girls hit the ceiling before all the boys the boys all must take off a peice of clothing, same with the girls, if the boys all hit the ceiling before both the girls, both girls have to take off a peice of clothing.
5. If you call a padiddle and there isnt one everyone in your gender must take off a peice of clothing
6. If you call a padiddle on a motorcycle; automatically naked
7. If both the headlight and the orange light below it are out that is two peices of clothing
8. Shoes count as one peice of clothing
9. Socks count as one peice of clothing
10. Accessories do NOT count
11. Coats and hoodies DO count
12. Drivers play too

Lisa:PADIDDLE!
Cody:PADIDDLE!
Beth:PADIDDLE!
Trevor:PADIDDLE!

Trevor:Shit i was the last one to say padiddle so noe me and Cody both have to take of a peice of clothing

by sbtrarbf January 27, 2008