pagan skins

A nickname given to drums or percussive instruments by idiot Christian extremists who deem them unholy and Satanic instruments because they provide rhythm to a song which is a "earthly desire", were used in ancient pagan rituals to instigate possession and demons, and are the only modern instrument not mentioned in the Bible for Godly praise. Damn Pentacostals.

In Heaven, Jesus will be listening to Neil Peart.

by DexterSR300DX April 6, 2003

paranickus

A word that slick rick made up.

dont be a paranickus cuz u aint the sheet.

by dave r. April 25, 2005

paganism

A nature-based religion.

Can be seen as having one deity or many, but never any kind of "devil" as this is a purely Christian concept invented much later.

"Is Wicca a form of Paganism?"
"I guess it is, in the same way that Catholisism is a form of Christianity."

by Zoecb January 18, 2005

Phaganism

A term or phrase characterized by nonsensical comments uttered by someone who commonly misuses and abuses ideas and beliefs that have become common knowledge

Some common Phaganisms are: "anything under 100 dollars is free", "re-occuring current occurances", "ruples do not exist", "such ridiculously short arms for such a rediculously large body", "catroner", "check-weigher check-weigher"

by Sanofi Packaging 2nd Shift June 28, 2008

Paranipples

when you're sucking on a goth's tit and she goes oooooo, because she's dead inside.

I was sucking on her tit, then I realised she had paranipples because she was dead.

by paranipples August 7, 2018

Palaniappan

The best Dad in the world and the coolest human around

Palaniappan is a very cool human

by palobby123 April 29, 2021

Paganality

The personality of a Pagan.
Was made up while trying to describe a friends love for her Beliefs.....

Go out,Wear your Witch tee-shirt and show your Paganality

by Walter R Hardin Jr September 25, 2004