Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

vacuum-packed cows

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.

Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

packed

armed; using or carrying a gun

the warriors: "shit, the chicks are packed!"

by adh2 June 24, 2006

beaner packed

Filling a car with more people than the car can fit

Jose beaner packed the car

by LAJ-666 October 18, 2013

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

Black Packed

Used to describe the first time a woman has sex with a black man.

Josh : Yo did you see the way Kimmy was walking today? What happened to her?

Matt : Oh man! You didn't hear? Last night at the party Kimmy got Black Packed!

Josh : OH SHIT!

by TheReelDeel April 12, 2011

packed

1. In current possession of a gun.

2. Describing a place (that is not a bathroom) that is popular and generally filled with people.

3. In terms of smoking paraphenalia use, describing a bowl to be filled with substance i.e. tobacco, weed, salvia, green tea, etc.

1. Generally in dangerous neighborhoods, it's generally a safe idea to be packed.

2. Because the rollercoaster line was packed, we went on the Merry-Go-Round instead.

3. After three rounds of packed bowls, I went to go watch Pulp Fiction.

by WizardSocks February 27, 2011