pu

The liquidy excrement caused by the consumption of "gu" energy gels before and during an endurance event. pu can be found in toilets but definitive pu is seen running down the legs of long distance runners along marathon or iron man routes.

Pu is not to be confused with "the runs", aka regular diarhea, that have no direct affiliation with the act of actual running.

I eat Powerbars when I run so I don't have to worry about pu getting in my expensive running shoes.

by Jonah Ptak January 11, 2009

pus

gross crap

I cut open a worm and pus came out

by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003

pus

short for pussy

stop being a pus and light the fuse

by ozslang August 23, 2003

Pus

White blood cell shit

Pus is a yellow-white liquid formed from a bacterial infection in the body and consists of dead bacteria.

by Tubaman666 June 11, 2019

PU

Parental Unit

I'd love to go clubbin, but my PUs are gonna be visiting this weekend

by we91 April 16, 2009

pu pu platter

An assortment of Chinese appetizers like egg rolls, fried wontons, tempura shrimp, skewered teriyaki steak, etc.

A pu pu platter is not what you think.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

pus

Another way of saying pussy

Brady: did you bone that broad last night
Me: no way man that slop tarts pus smelled like a sour taco pizza

by Fourteen February 11, 2006