A gambling term that means you are up and winning a lot of money. Pumping feels even better when you were previously dumping.
Jackson was dumping for the first hour in his poker session, but then he started pumping once everyone thought he was a moron and they started calling him. He pumped everyone's chips away except for that sweet old ladies!
by DrDumpenstein February 18, 2011
by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2009
used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load.
part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump
part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump
Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'
by millarke March 01, 2011
by Snugglefuss June 19, 2018
by kikolover442 September 05, 2011
The act of gathering in a small place with 30 or more people and a household item. When the item is set off, the crowd proceeds to "flip their sh*t" until they become too tired to continue.
by Anderswag January 27, 2012