portugal
portugal by eucomo3bananaspordia June 17, 2023
portugal
European country that seems to send half-it's population to small towns every year.
Primary exports: Men (often more cocky than they deserve to be); Women (Hot until they turn thirty, then they shink and undergo some mutating process); Chourico (tasty!).
Primary exports: Men (often more cocky than they deserve to be); Women (Hot until they turn thirty, then they shink and undergo some mutating process); Chourico (tasty!).
portugal by Firebird_one August 24, 2005
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portugal
A banana-republic kind of place.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Guy 1: What? 10 new football statiums but no civilized-world health care services??
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.
Portugal
A beach close to Spain. Mostly populated by a race of small people with very short legs which don't support them very well.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
Portugal cheated against England and Holland and lost twice to Greece. They have never won a major tournament and are never likely to.
Portugal by Rui Caralho July 9, 2004
portugal
A small country on the western most part of Europe. The portuguese men suffer from small-country-syndrome A.K.A. small-pecker-syndrome. All they know how to talk about is soccer although they play with no shoes.
Portugal suffers from small-country-syndrome.
Portugal
Also known as "Spain's Taint", this lacluster mediterranian country is rarely displayed on maps, due to it's offensive shape. It's crude inhabitants, who gather food and hunt using rudimentary stone tools, shun outsiders for their glittery appearance and fancy book-learnin'. This practice has probably led to the famous portuguese saying, "It's better to shit in a hole in the ground than to be educated".
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.
Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.
Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
Portugal by The Goddess Bunny August 11, 2008