Definitions by depro
Tickling the Turtle
Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.
Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.
Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.
Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.
Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.
Tickling the Turtle by Depro October 20, 2012
portugal
A banana-republic kind of place.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Guy 1: What? 10 new football statiums but no civilized-world health care services??
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.