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When you stand in front of someone and rip ass onto their penis. Clothes are typically on
"hey man what you doing?", (fart noise). "I just poopdicked your sorry little cock"
poopdick by B. Mike Hunt April 16, 2008
an ass pounding queen, normally white trash kids who only where abercrombie shirts HA!
Damn JR is a poopdick.
poopdick by longdong August 17, 2004
A person who doesnt have the motivation to do anything; a lazy asshole.
"dude ryan manning you want to go to the mall?" "No i would rather just sleep and stay inside and do nothing, i am a poopdick"
poopdick by j-bonerr October 13, 2011
A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.
John: Derek i heard Kyndell gave you poopdick!

Derek: FML...
poopdick by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 22, 2009
a dipshit, dumbass, or flamer. One who is quite possibly a queen butt burglar.
McNeil is a freaking poopdick, I can't believe he is so fucked up.
poopdick by Jay Shady May 11, 2004
The Name of Someone who has while having Anal Sex looses control over their splinkter and shits all over her male partner and his pecker.
"Hey man, you see that teacher over there"
"Yeah bro"
"Her nickname is PoopDick cause she shit on her boyfriends dick in Highschool"
"Highschool lol"
PoopDick by Apples Siri November 22, 2016