Pooed On

To be tricked, played, insulted, or otherwise outdone.

John: hey Jane, wanna go on a date this Friday?
Jane: with who? you?
John: obviously.
Jane: obviously not.

Clearly John got Pooed On.

by GamerGuy631 April 1, 2009

Pooberty

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

Pooberry

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

Poole Bus Station

Gypsy camp full of teen moms, 13year old smoker roadmen, old people and home to the UK's shittest excuse of a public transport service, More buses.
Always stinks, general scabby place

Wanna go down to Poole Bus Station to shoot some heroin and smoke some weed with the teens?

by benpeasefukers January 30, 2018

pooderbutt johnson

A younger person that spends most of his time lounging around the house only wearing boxer shorts. He enjoys playing video games, YouTube videos, drinking sweet tea and eating sour cream and onion tater chips.

"Look at that pooderbutt johnson. He don't ever wear britches. All he does is play XBox and drink the sweet tea!"

by K-Dawg1993 June 20, 2019

poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

by pr0digy December 5, 2004

poohead

An affectionate way to call someone an asshole :P

by BL September 18, 2003