platypus

the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet.

Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.

by tendo64 June 16, 2007

Platypussy

The pussy of a platypus

Dam I finna get some of that moist platypussy

by PlatypussySmasher01 April 27, 2019

Platypussy

A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.

However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.

-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."

by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010

ahhh pery the platypus

ahhh perry the platypus you have fallen into my trap by reading this in my voice and now i will rule over the tri state area

ahhh pery the platypus is a common quote told by doofinshmirts

by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 16, 2021

P-P-Platypus

A specific gray Platypus character with a love for singing songs

. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.

Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.

Have you heard the P-P-Platypus Song?

Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?

You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.

You've been P-P-Platypussed.

P-P-Platypus is a new meme.

______________________

I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm a Duck Billed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Web Footed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Duck Billed
Web Footed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Puddle Jumpin
Bottom Feedin'
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm an Egg Laying Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Flat Tailed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm an Egg Laying
Flat Tailed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Duck Billed
Web Footed
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pPlatypus.

Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.

by Plattyman May 1, 2010

What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011

Platypeople

An alternative meaning for the plural of platypus. Can be used interchangeably with platypus and platypi. Most often refers to platypuses found in groups. Platypeople are duck billed marsupials found in Australia.

The enemy of platypeople is man.

On my vacation to Australia I saw many platypeople in one pond.

by Rafaelote January 12, 2011