Pennsylvania 

Hot summers, cold winters, Cheesteaks (not philly cheesesteaks you non-Pennsyvanian fucks. Yeah the roads are shitty, it's boring to drive to. But hey the beach is an hour away, the mountains are an hour away, Philly is a dump, especially west and north, looks like a bomb fuckin hit it. I live in the east and I'm no snobby fucker like these people say. But I guess PA is filled with a lot of assholes, the South East especially, but I haven't really been to western PA. State College is cool and so is Centralia (there is a mine fire burning underground and you can see smoke and steam vent from breaks in the ground, good daytrip. oh and another thing, people around here say wooder or as you assholes call it "water" damn sounds gay said like that. Home of Rolling Rock, Yuengling, Hershey's, Heinz, Herr's, cheesesteaks, pretzels, bars on every corner, lots of NRA members, Upper Darby High School (my alma mater with a whooping 3,900 fucks roaming around it right now). I think wiggers spread here from New York? Maybe Jersey.

Let's get a case of beer and go watch the Flyers down the shore with wooder ice and cheesesteaks. Can you understand that gay midwest and California?

Pennsylvania by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 4, 2004

Pennsylvania 

Nothing has changed in Pennsylvania since the 1950s. The roads are still riddle with potholes, the politicians are still unabashadly crooked, and you still can't buy beer in the grocery store.

Pennsylvania: If your brother-in-law can't find a job in any other state, we'll employ him at the Liquor Control Board.

Pennsylvania by BuckeyeJay March 10, 2005

Pennsylvania 

A beautiful State that feels more like three; Where everyone who doesn't live in the North West forgets we have beaches, from Ohio to New York. The birth place of Liberty (Philadelphia), and one time housing the highest concentration of wealthy people in the world (Pittsburgh). No region is like the other...over abundance of fresh food, alcohol, easy women, and illogical taxes. Come see it while you can before Gov. Corbett sells it all off to private interests.

Who does America have to thank for it's freedom, Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania by V Dan January 25, 2013

Pennsylvania 

Even their Amish will fight you.

Amish: FOR INTERCOURSE....PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!

Pennsylvania by Frank I. August 17, 2012

Pennsylvania 

Possibly one of the most weird places is Pennsylvania. People there are all either Emos or Preps. Not a lot to do except get lost in the woods or go trash a convient store. Sure, we may not compare to most states BUT damn sure as hell we rock.

1) We have three parts.
a) Woodsy area
b) City area
c) Amish/hick/farmy area

2) We have fucking WAWA. YOU DAMN WISH YOU HAD WAWA, EH? EHHHH?

3) We have one of the fucking BEST colleges, Penn State.

4) The people here are all idiots XD Which is funny.

5) Two words: HERSHEY. CHOCOLATE.

6) We're home of all or most emos. And everyone loves emos.

7) Without us you wouldnt have:
a) CDs
b) Rollorcoasters (They were made in Ohio BUT the idea came from PA coal mines.)
c) Once again, Hershey's chocolate. <3
d) The whole country, we fucking MADE the USA.
e) Lightbulbs, bitch.
f) Pretty much all Thomas Edisons inventions o.o

8) Pretty much everything good in the world was made in PA. Except Max.. He was made in Michigan.

Still not convinced PA isn't ALL bad?.. No? Fuck you XD

Pennsylvania? Oh, that place owns you.

Pennsylvania by ManiacMoni December 21, 2008

pennsylvania 

1.Bizarro world where any long stay will trip you up and cause things to go awry,flip upside down and backwards. 2.Twilight Zone

Moved back to pennsylvania last week and now having bad days... the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me, and I got hit by a parked car... It's not even 10am yet! Can it get any worse? ;-)

pennsylvania by JoeNJ2 May 7, 2011

pennsylvania 

philly in the east
pittsburgh in the west
hick country u.s.a in the middle

if i didnt live in philly, i think id die anywhere else in pennsylvania

pennsylvania by chris manero August 27, 2006