A pleasantly bland and annoyingly conservative city that's inexpensive to live in, easy to get around in, and filled with neighborhood festivals. Horribly insular -- most people have never been outside the I-275 beltway, are ignorant about life in the remainder of Ohio, and refer to anywhere beyond Lebanon as "up north." Dotted with nice neighborhoods and urban parks. Known for chili, goetta, and "please?" Big on Catholic church festivals during the summers.
Cincinnati native: Where did you go to school?
Cincinnati transplant (naively): Case Western
Cincinnati native (confused): What high school is that? Is that on the east side?
Cincinnati transplant: It's a university. In Cleveland.
Cincinnati native: So ... you're not from around here, then?
Cincinnati transplant (naively): Case Western
Cincinnati native (confused): What high school is that? Is that on the east side?
Cincinnati transplant: It's a university. In Cleveland.
Cincinnati native: So ... you're not from around here, then?
by BuckeyeJay March 10, 2005
Nothing has changed in Pennsylvania since the 1950s. The roads are still riddle with potholes, the politicians are still unabashadly crooked, and you still can't buy beer in the grocery store.
Pennsylvania: If your brother-in-law can't find a job in any other state, we'll employ him at the Liquor Control Board.
by BuckeyeJay March 10, 2005