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pastry bagging

The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is a requisite preliminary maneuver to "birthday caking", which is the act of decorating a person's face, as though it were a birthday cake, with feces from a partially pinched shut foreskin.
The man's habitual pastry bagging routine become tiresome due to the irreparably stained bedroom carpet.
by El_Guapo August 29, 2011
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Pastry plan

A life plan that is unsure/flakey
Are we really going to do this or is it just a pastry plan?
by Pipibug99 September 19, 2018
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Pastry cookie

she is extremely hot and pretty and she is the best cookie in cookie run kingdom
by Una is the best November 28, 2021
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pastry puffer

A person attracted to very young, possibly underage, females. Usually used when referring to anime.
Master is a sultry pastry puffer.

Joe, you're a pastry puffer?!
by LittleMissGuro March 4, 2017
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Pastry Chef

A term to describe an upscale baker that specializes in making fancy pastries, pies, cakes, and the like, but knows very little, if anything, about preparing breads or other yeast products
by waspcoloredstain July 21, 2013
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Pastry Chef

Among experienced chefs in the food industry, "pastry chef" may be used as a derogatory term for cooks or chefs who lack real industry experience but believe themselves to be of exceptional talent and/or are very attracted to the idea of high-level cooking or baking such as what would be done in a fine restaurant, often at the expense of fundamental skill or substance. A 'pastry chef' typically lacks the overall fortitude to properly perform in an industry kitchen or will become dissatisfied when they are not treated as being important to the operation of that kitchen.
"That kid quit after two weeks - He was a total pastry chef!"
by Rusland June 18, 2019
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Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015
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