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P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".
Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.
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P.E.T.A

People Eating Tasty Animals or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Whichever one you want.
F*ck P.E.T.A. I want a steak really bad
by Pimpette BB May 14, 2006
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P.E.T.A.

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

some will tell you that it means People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals these people are generally unhappy because they do not eat enough meat and would be in a better mood if they frieking ate a cheeseburger (vegetarians)
Farmer Joe is a member of P.E.T.A. he hunts deer and eats them when he catches them cause they taste really good
by mojoitomigilucudy June 10, 2009
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P.E.T.O.P

People For The Ethical Treatment Of Pokemon, a shadowy group that claims that having Pokemon fight is evil, and vows to stop the fights...by any means necessary.
"Officer Jenny has put out an arrest warrant for any and all members of P.E.T.O.P."
by Gargoyle22 June 26, 2012
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p.e.a.c.h.

Acronym: Please Examine And Critique Honestly. Most often used on Role-Playing-Game forums when a person has developed something new and desires input to correct or improve the new creation. Alternate spelling includes either no periods or in all capitals.
"Hey guys, check out my new homebrew spells for 4th edition D&D. p.e.a.c.h."
by DunjinMastr February 27, 2010
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P.E.A.C.E.

Twelve tribes a hundred and forty four thousand chosen.
Protons Electrons Always Cause Explosions (P.E.A.C.E.).
by Jamal Fareed Kareem May 31, 2007
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