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Oxford High

when you are intellectually high on marijuana and you find yourself thinking very deeply about academic subjects (such as History, Literature, Philosophy, Language, Science, Education, Math, Politics, and/or Art) and you have intellectual revelations.
mike: hey how was that weed?

Vann: dude amazing! it gave me an Oxford High so i was thinking about Literature and its importance in expressing how we've always felt the same throughout history. then i smoked more and appreciated the shit out of shakespeare

mike: i gotta get me some of this weed, i wanna be Oxford High too!
by Michael O'Megle July 15, 2010
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Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.
Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.
by thepinkranger5 August 6, 2011
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Oxford Trail

When one has diarrhea streaming from them whilst simultaneously ejaculating
I had a great oxford trail last night
by Kquil August 14, 2021
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Oxford Street BBQ

When the boys gather around a bbq and have a circle jerk and cum into the flames of the BBQ. You then proceed to inhale the vapour of your own cum and those around you.

Originated in the straightest city in the world, Sydney Australia. And is named after a predominantly gay street in Sydney, Oxford Street.
Hey Adam, why are those boys having a wank next to a bbq.

Don’t worry Raph they are just participating in the ancient tradition of an Oxford street BBQ. Let’s join them and add our cum to the juicy concoction.
by SydneySinner69 January 1, 2021
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The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.
John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"
by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010
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Oxford United

A football club currently 2nd in the conference thanks to kassam the c*nt. Now on the up and on course for a swift return to league football thanks to Nick Merry and Jim Smith

COME ON YOU YELLOWS!!
Forever and ever
We'll follow our team
We're Oxford United
We rule supreme
We'll never be mastered
By those S*indon b*stards
WE'LL KEEP THE YELLOW FLAG FLYING HIGH
by Forever Yellow December 10, 2008
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oxford

Where I live.

Best features:
The Zodiac: Music Venue/Nightclub

Covered Market: Great for quirky
items/fresh food

Cowley Road where so many fantastic
shops sell (shisha)!

The comedic Big Issue sellers: "pink
tissue, buy your pink tissue here!"

Park End: "The easiest place to pull
on a saturday night"
The falafel hut next to the odeon! YUM!

Pheonix picture house: the cinema that
doesn't show all the usual
crap...and you can watch the
films all night!

Oxfam vinyl section: what can I say? The
people of Oxford have good music
taste.

That 50s-esque rock group that sometimes
play on the high street. Cool old
school mics and bouffant hair.

No 1. Winter pub:
Turf Tavern: best pub and the hardest to
find, but we like to keep it that way.
Roaring fires in the in the winter to
keep ya tootsies warm.

No 1. Summer pub:
The Hobgoblin: barbecues in the summer -
the perfect place to just chill with a
drink.

AND the NUMBER ONE reason for OXFORD being so cool:
Its the hometown of Radiohead and Thom Yorke
Oxford makes me happy. Notice I didn't mention the students?
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